Dunn’s River Falls: My Jamaican Vacation

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Climbing Dunn's River Falls

 

 

 

Majestic and Beautiful, Dunn’s River Falls is one of Jamaica’s premier attractions.

What you see here is a group of tourists climbing the nearly 1000 foot incline of the falls.

We are part of the group who made the climb during our Jamaican Vacation.  And, even though the rain didn’t cooperate, it was a magical experience — in part because it’s an accomplishment to make the difficult and slippery climb.

We started our Dunn’s River Falls trip aboard a catamaran at Sandals Grand in Ocho Rios, which is also home to the Cool Runnings attraction, named for the historical Jamaican Bobsled that inspired the movie by the same name.

I’m not sure what I expected from the trip, but my imagination never dreamed of walking THROUGH the waterfall.  I guess I imagined a large waterfall, maybe a small version of Niagara Falls.  When they spoke of climbing the falls, I imagined a path leading up to this majestic waterfall.  I never imagined we would link hands in a human chain and snake our way up the MIDDLE of the falls — climbing on rocks and through little lagoons.

At a VERY generous 40 something, I was the oldest person in our group.  Despite a few falls and some good catches by the folks behind me I MADE IT TO THE TOP!!! Of course, I was really sore the next day — especially my feet which had stone bruises.  But, I’m glad I did it if only to prove I still can.

Part of our day included a stop for snorkeling before getting to the falls.  They anchored the “cat” along a reef and we had a great swim.  I’ve snorkeled lots of places in the Caribbean — Grand Caymans, Florida Keys, Aruba, St, Thomas … — and this is one of the best snorkeling spots.  Lots of fish swim near the reef, which is shallow enough you get to see them up-close.  The reef itself is spectacular for the variety of coral it contains.  Don’t touch the coral, as it damages structures that take a long time to replace and you get a very nasty cut.

On the trip back aboard the “cat”, we had lunch and it started to rain in buckets.  During the trip, you almost couldn’t see the water in front of the boat, which pitched in every direction.  Our group mainly stayed below, but a few hardy folk braved the rain and spray.  After all, we were already wet, so what damage could a little rain and saltwater do?

A few deck hands stayed on deck with us — maybe to ensure we didn’t fall overboard.  We danced and even the worst dancers didn’t stand out as we all struggled to stay on our feet.  Copious amount of alcohol  — much of it shots straight into our mouths — didn’t help matters any.  By the time we docked, everyone was soaked and a little unsteady.  So we stopped at the nearest shelter, which just happened to be a bar.  Several friends on the trip never made it to dinner.

 

 

Jamaica Rewind: Vacation Mon!

 

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Sandals Grande Jamaica

We just got back from our Jamaica vacation.  We had a great time — I wish we could have taken you all along with us.  So, I thought I would.  Here’s day 1 in Jamaica.

 

Off to Jamaica Mon!

We had to get up really early because our flight was at 8:35 and we’re an hour from the airport.  It’s a good thing we left with lots of time to spare (international flights require about 2 hours) because the road was blocked on the way in.  I’m not sure what the problem was, but this is DC, Mon and they close roads around here for VIPs and we have more than our fair share of them.  It might have been a head of state, a member of the cabinet, or Charlie Sheen (yes, they set up a police escort to make sure Sheen got to his gig on time).  My boyfriend thinks they closed it down for a bike rally in the area.  Whatever the problem, I don’t know the area well enough so I’m really glad we had a GPS.  That’s the new accessory everyone in DC sports to show how important they are since cell phones are so ubiquitous now.  Or maybe they have them because the roads are always closed down and they need to figure alternate routes on the fly.

We flew Airtran, which was recently bought by Southwest.  I’ve had really good experiences with Airtran’s people, but their plane have the least amount of legroom I’ve ever seen on a plane — and I’ve flown in little Cessnas.  And, of course, the kid next to me alternately screamed and threw bits of peanut butter crackers all around her.  I was so happy we were going to an adults only resort — when they aren’t yours, it’s annoying to put up with their behavior.  Heck, even when they are yours kids can get on your nerves.

Unfortunately, the merger with Southwest hasn’t gone far enough, so we had to pay $65 to check our bags.

There was a lady on the plane who had never flown before and even though the flight was pretty smooth, we ran into enough turbulence she was white knuckled all the way to Jamaica.  She made several trips to the head, probably loosing both breakfast and dinner from the night before.  As we started to land, she really panicked as her friends told her we were going down.  They thought it was great fun — and to tell the truth we had a couple of laughs at her expense.  She seemed pretty good-natured about it once we were on the ground.

Jamaica Awaits

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Sandals Grande Jamaica

Customs and immigration were pretty easy and then we were in the Jamaican sun.  Sandals has a nice waiting area in the airport — and so do the other big all-inclusive resorts.  You can get a Red Stripe — the local beer, not too bad if you’re not too picky.  Most all-inclusives include transportation to the resort, so we waited for our shuttle, which turned out to be a minivan and we got squeezed into the middle seat where we had even less legroom than on the plane.  From the website, we expected a 15 minute trip, which was our first surprise — Ocho Rios is actually over 130 km from Monterey Bay, where we landed, so it took us nearly 2 hours to get to Sandals Grande Beach and Riviera.

Sandals is a very pretty resort — a little tired and in desperate need of remodeling — surrounded by some of the poorest people.  Homes in the area consisted of small shacks made of corrugated tin, old doors, blocks and whatever else was available to keep out the weather.  The roads were really narrow and cars passed so close that an extra coat of paint would have made the two collide.

We went to lunch as soon as we got to the resort — we were starving and would have eaten anything, but the food was really good.  The bar was open — and even though we weren’t in Key West we figured it was 5 o’clock somewhere.

Our room was OK, so we unpacked and started to relax.  The room was a little worn, but it was clean. It had plantation beds, which I guess are supposed to be romantic with their big 4 posters of dark mahogany, but when you’re just a few inches over 5 feet, plantation beds mean you do a LOT of climbing up — not too graceful or romantic.

Dinner was great and we had a few more drinks and a little walk around the property before deciding to turn in early.  They do an orientation to show you around the property and highlight some fun things to do and how to use the transportation system.  We met some folks and, it turns out, they were on the same plane with us and live near us — she works at the Pentagon.  Another couple from orientation was at the next table at dinner.

All in all, a great start to our Jamaica vacation.